ட்விட்டரில் சில காலம் கிறுக்கிக் கொண்டிருந்தேன். அது இருக்கும், எட்டு ஆண்டுகள் முன்பு. சில ட்வீட்டுகள் சுருக்கங்கள் நீக்கி கீழே.
இலக்கணப் பிழைகளுக்கு மன்னிச்சூ.
Love is a sweet sword. While it is tearing the skin, we wont feel the pain which is waiting to happen later.
Once you touched me. I felt, completely opposed to the scientific belief, global cooling.
'It is raining near Salem...' the opposite bus spreads this news through out it's way by showing wet drops on the glass windows.
My nephew asked "do cockroaches survive even in atom bomb attack?". I yessed. He caught one and killed by stone. Then he looked me.
A real number cant write poems... It doesnt have imaginary value.
'there is a beauty in everything' - I chant this ten times whenever i come across a full mirror.
Once I was an innocent and donno acting... now i am acting as an innocent.
When am driving my car in the max speed of 120 kmph, a big container came as 4m a turn. To avoid a horrible accident, I pressed 'game restart'.
My dad once said: what a villain trying to do on the heroin from which the hero saves, could be done by the hero later.
Thank god, they kick ball with cloths on. Else how can we differ the players while Japan and Korea clash. #fifa
#scifi "Is this the ice cube the so called coolest thing? But why it is so hot?" surprised the visitor from Neptune.
#science #scifi When Einstein made the statement "God doesnt play dice", did he anyway mention Mahabharat?
#science Are Idlies and Laddus examples for #fractals? Fine, we take a fractal in the mrng and break it and dip that into chutney for tiffin.
#scifi "Can you teach me how to write romantic poems?" the robot designed to help my wife asked. "Sure" I said and pulled off it's power supply.
#future A robot designed to tell stories started,"once there was water falling from sky named rain". Student "mythical story?"
When I pour chutney on the sambhar in the plate, it's edges spread as #KochCurve. Does it know #fractals ?
S4aS: If all scientific symbols were derived from ancient Greek letters, then Odessey must have some Mathematical Theorems.
S4aS: There must be definitely smart gals live. Fortunately I didnt find a single one.
S4aS: Issueless life is like tissueless toilet. Have to wipe out whatever coming in life them have to move on.
Oru naal siriththen. Maru naal veruthen. #nithyananda
Until 2 days back he explained 'who is god'. Now we understood that. #nithyananda
#Nithyananda Educate by day. Ejaculate by night.
Prasangam in day, Bra sangam in night.. #Nithyananda
Twitter forces me to tell within 140 chars. So, while typing i count the chars like counting the loops while rounding navagrahas in temples.
Wanna know why Guitar is used prominently in Romantic songs? Check its structure. Damn, it's Perfectly Woman. Tune it nTouch strings. DANN!!!
Once there was a snail, It had a large tail, Using its sharp nail, Wrote an exam but got fail. - Who said writing poem is hard?
The green comments in my programs make me to remember this world, where greenary trees are getting treated as simply comments.
I want to believe the screensaver fishes to live behind all my opened windows.
"We never touched condoms, until AIDS was identified. Now see, how they use. Those were the golden days...!" a retired pornstar sighed.
I had a friend in my U.K.G. He could clean his nose with his tongue. Lengthy one. Now he is doing his Masters in Dental. Any link?
Que:What are the similarities between sand n soil. Ans: They have s and oil.
Erotic stories teach me how a writer can design infinite possible situations which lead to a same conclusion.
If one reads history, he could find there will be nothing except events and decisions. One constructs other.
WIWS:When I was praying for my friend's health,god appeared and asked "you have to give something for your friend. what u will?" i said "entire"
WIWS:When I was acting in a drama, I did perfect since before starting, director instructed clearly who I'm and what I not to do. God didnt that before I born.
WIWS:When I was sitting 4 a haircut, d person sittin opposite in d mirror luks like me. Is thr anyother world apart 4m our mirror world?
S4aS: I want to write a novel about a writer who writes a novel about novel writing on a novel writing writer. - From a novel writer's notes.
Sentence 4 a Stance : Being a gud tweet isnt controlled writing within 140 chars, but with enough spaces in between.
WIWS:When i was reading d last b4 page of a buk on indian freedom struggle, d pwr in my home gone off. I want 2 no vat hppnd 2 India after.
WIWS:When i was shouting on my dog, it stared me in a way it would think 'why he is barking like this?'
WIWS:When i was speaking in a meeting with a crowd of thousands, someone shouted "hey! Stop making noise!" from the dias.
WIWS:When i was praying, god appeared n askd me,"u luk tired.4 soothin wanna gud gal r bad bed?". I ansd "gud gal but bad in whatever bed".
WIWS:When i was looking for a rain to feed my corps, the mango tree in my garden spread its roots in all directions for water.
WIWS:When i was writin my first poem,the moon murmured to our watching cat,"is he writing abt me?".it replied,"no.us."
WIWS:When i was buying a book in HB in a railway station, the station came to life first. The train came ten minutes later.
WIWS:When i was planting a mango seed in my garden, two sparrows had sex. One day their grand kids may stay in my tree.
WIWS:When i was waiting in a bus stop, a bus arrived. It didn't have doors by carrying a name board 'ladies only'.
WIWS:When i was hunting for a bug, it lived happily inside a for loop by eating a buffer and corrupted an array by shitting in it.
WIWS:When i was sleeping, a rat bit my rigit earlobe. 'excuse me. You bit me. It was in my dream, right?' i asked. it replied 'no. in mine.'
TL4G.9. What you see are 'bra sets'. Can you jumble it? Yes...!
TL4G.8. Is this the first time you see?
TL4G.7. I am a bad girl. Care... not pad, its bad.
TL4G.6. Which comes first? Oops... I forgot the second half of the question.
TL4G.5. I love binary.
TL4G.4.(d shirt has 3 buttons.in d right half)Un, able is, paining(in d left half)touch, heart, and a(after 3 buts, @ d common bottom)crime.
TL4G.3. My eyes are more sharper.
TL4G.2. Yes, you are right. I missed my bra.
Tshirt Lines 4 Girls.1. Warning Friedman, My worlds are not Flat.
When the clouds are few, The Sky looks blue. Even my tasks are in queue, i try to write new.
Luv4. Lovers r complex numbers. Marriage is mod function. After that function applied, imaginary things gone 'n real things come in square.
£üv8. 'Am i look like an angel?' she asked with a smile. I was in mute. Getting angry, she tore all her dress and stood like a goddess.
'When u r in Kerala, always carry an umbrella!'. I wrote this after getting washed completely by a sudden heavy rain here in TVW.
'if you have a better hand, you dont need a partner' - a coach turned batsman on batting.
I am standing atop of the world's tallest building. Above my head there flies a sparrow.
Once there was raining heavily in a jungle. The next morning, infinitesmall ponds appeared on each leaf.
An aged leaf was falling from its tree. It was carrying a last sun drop it had drunk.
I love being with elders. They make me feel younger.
Always i use umbrellas while raining outside. Because i never wash them.
Reading a love letter is injurious to health. Our body cant digest so many lies at a time.
A rockstar kissed a gal. She died. Star wasnt arrested. Coz, there were 60 years btwn the first two statements.
A real number cant write poems... It doesnt have imaginary value...
Dont close tasmac at jan 26... Thats the DAY to REturn to PUB for LIQuor...
Hv cn five ducks wlkng 1/1 in a canal on the way... that reminds me agarkar once @ aus... Vat he doin now?
North gals take wheat items, yet they r fair, while south galz take white rice foods, yet they r wheatish... Bug in design?
Destroying must b diffic than creating.. c, der r 103 to make,while only 2 keys to delete...
இலக்கணப் பிழைகளுக்கு மன்னிச்சூ.
Love is a sweet sword. While it is tearing the skin, we wont feel the pain which is waiting to happen later.
Once you touched me. I felt, completely opposed to the scientific belief, global cooling.
'It is raining near Salem...' the opposite bus spreads this news through out it's way by showing wet drops on the glass windows.
My nephew asked "do cockroaches survive even in atom bomb attack?". I yessed. He caught one and killed by stone. Then he looked me.
A real number cant write poems... It doesnt have imaginary value.
'there is a beauty in everything' - I chant this ten times whenever i come across a full mirror.
Once I was an innocent and donno acting... now i am acting as an innocent.
When am driving my car in the max speed of 120 kmph, a big container came as 4m a turn. To avoid a horrible accident, I pressed 'game restart'.
My dad once said: what a villain trying to do on the heroin from which the hero saves, could be done by the hero later.
Thank god, they kick ball with cloths on. Else how can we differ the players while Japan and Korea clash. #fifa
#scifi "Is this the ice cube the so called coolest thing? But why it is so hot?" surprised the visitor from Neptune.
#science #scifi When Einstein made the statement "God doesnt play dice", did he anyway mention Mahabharat?
#science Are Idlies and Laddus examples for #fractals? Fine, we take a fractal in the mrng and break it and dip that into chutney for tiffin.
#scifi "Can you teach me how to write romantic poems?" the robot designed to help my wife asked. "Sure" I said and pulled off it's power supply.
#future A robot designed to tell stories started,"once there was water falling from sky named rain". Student "mythical story?"
When I pour chutney on the sambhar in the plate, it's edges spread as #KochCurve. Does it know #fractals ?
S4aS: If all scientific symbols were derived from ancient Greek letters, then Odessey must have some Mathematical Theorems.
S4aS: There must be definitely smart gals live. Fortunately I didnt find a single one.
S4aS: Issueless life is like tissueless toilet. Have to wipe out whatever coming in life them have to move on.
Oru naal siriththen. Maru naal veruthen. #nithyananda
Until 2 days back he explained 'who is god'. Now we understood that. #nithyananda
#Nithyananda Educate by day. Ejaculate by night.
Prasangam in day, Bra sangam in night.. #Nithyananda
Twitter forces me to tell within 140 chars. So, while typing i count the chars like counting the loops while rounding navagrahas in temples.
Wanna know why Guitar is used prominently in Romantic songs? Check its structure. Damn, it's Perfectly Woman. Tune it nTouch strings. DANN!!!
Once there was a snail, It had a large tail, Using its sharp nail, Wrote an exam but got fail. - Who said writing poem is hard?
The green comments in my programs make me to remember this world, where greenary trees are getting treated as simply comments.
I want to believe the screensaver fishes to live behind all my opened windows.
"We never touched condoms, until AIDS was identified. Now see, how they use. Those were the golden days...!" a retired pornstar sighed.
I had a friend in my U.K.G. He could clean his nose with his tongue. Lengthy one. Now he is doing his Masters in Dental. Any link?
Que:What are the similarities between sand n soil. Ans: They have s and oil.
Erotic stories teach me how a writer can design infinite possible situations which lead to a same conclusion.
If one reads history, he could find there will be nothing except events and decisions. One constructs other.
WIWS:When I was praying for my friend's health,god appeared and asked "you have to give something for your friend. what u will?" i said "entire"
WIWS:When I was acting in a drama, I did perfect since before starting, director instructed clearly who I'm and what I not to do. God didnt that before I born.
WIWS:When I was sitting 4 a haircut, d person sittin opposite in d mirror luks like me. Is thr anyother world apart 4m our mirror world?
S4aS: I want to write a novel about a writer who writes a novel about novel writing on a novel writing writer. - From a novel writer's notes.
Sentence 4 a Stance : Being a gud tweet isnt controlled writing within 140 chars, but with enough spaces in between.
WIWS:When i was reading d last b4 page of a buk on indian freedom struggle, d pwr in my home gone off. I want 2 no vat hppnd 2 India after.
WIWS:When i was shouting on my dog, it stared me in a way it would think 'why he is barking like this?'
WIWS:When i was speaking in a meeting with a crowd of thousands, someone shouted "hey! Stop making noise!" from the dias.
WIWS:When i was praying, god appeared n askd me,"u luk tired.4 soothin wanna gud gal r bad bed?". I ansd "gud gal but bad in whatever bed".
WIWS:When i was looking for a rain to feed my corps, the mango tree in my garden spread its roots in all directions for water.
WIWS:When i was writin my first poem,the moon murmured to our watching cat,"is he writing abt me?".it replied,"no.us."
WIWS:When i was buying a book in HB in a railway station, the station came to life first. The train came ten minutes later.
WIWS:When i was planting a mango seed in my garden, two sparrows had sex. One day their grand kids may stay in my tree.
WIWS:When i was waiting in a bus stop, a bus arrived. It didn't have doors by carrying a name board 'ladies only'.
WIWS:When i was hunting for a bug, it lived happily inside a for loop by eating a buffer and corrupted an array by shitting in it.
WIWS:When i was sleeping, a rat bit my rigit earlobe. 'excuse me. You bit me. It was in my dream, right?' i asked. it replied 'no. in mine.'
TL4G.9. What you see are 'bra sets'. Can you jumble it? Yes...!
TL4G.8. Is this the first time you see?
TL4G.7. I am a bad girl. Care... not pad, its bad.
TL4G.6. Which comes first? Oops... I forgot the second half of the question.
TL4G.5. I love binary.
TL4G.4.(d shirt has 3 buttons.in d right half)Un, able is, paining(in d left half)touch, heart, and a(after 3 buts, @ d common bottom)crime.
TL4G.3. My eyes are more sharper.
TL4G.2. Yes, you are right. I missed my bra.
Tshirt Lines 4 Girls.1. Warning Friedman, My worlds are not Flat.
When the clouds are few, The Sky looks blue. Even my tasks are in queue, i try to write new.
Luv4. Lovers r complex numbers. Marriage is mod function. After that function applied, imaginary things gone 'n real things come in square.
£üv8. 'Am i look like an angel?' she asked with a smile. I was in mute. Getting angry, she tore all her dress and stood like a goddess.
'When u r in Kerala, always carry an umbrella!'. I wrote this after getting washed completely by a sudden heavy rain here in TVW.
'if you have a better hand, you dont need a partner' - a coach turned batsman on batting.
I am standing atop of the world's tallest building. Above my head there flies a sparrow.
Once there was raining heavily in a jungle. The next morning, infinitesmall ponds appeared on each leaf.
An aged leaf was falling from its tree. It was carrying a last sun drop it had drunk.
I love being with elders. They make me feel younger.
Always i use umbrellas while raining outside. Because i never wash them.
Reading a love letter is injurious to health. Our body cant digest so many lies at a time.
A rockstar kissed a gal. She died. Star wasnt arrested. Coz, there were 60 years btwn the first two statements.
A real number cant write poems... It doesnt have imaginary value...
Dont close tasmac at jan 26... Thats the DAY to REturn to PUB for LIQuor...
Hv cn five ducks wlkng 1/1 in a canal on the way... that reminds me agarkar once @ aus... Vat he doin now?
North gals take wheat items, yet they r fair, while south galz take white rice foods, yet they r wheatish... Bug in design?
Destroying must b diffic than creating.. c, der r 103 to make,while only 2 keys to delete...
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